I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
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just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
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They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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