Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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