I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
farters have to be the big spoon...
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
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see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
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Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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