my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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