Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
We're too hungover to prance.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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