WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
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Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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