I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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