And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
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Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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