How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
you win again, gameday.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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