Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
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It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
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I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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