I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I need a hoe opinion
go on
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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