Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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