8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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