remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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