about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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