You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
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She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
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Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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