if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
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Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
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There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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