i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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