I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
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They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
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Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
third nipple confirmed
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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