And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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