My hair reeks of homosexuality.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
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Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
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Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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