I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
