Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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