Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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