YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Randomize
