Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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