She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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