So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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