grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
send nudes
from the living room?
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