I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
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the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
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Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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