As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
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Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
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I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Randomize