Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
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There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
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summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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