We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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