Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
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