If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
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Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
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The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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