You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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