There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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