can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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