i'm signing you up for texting rehab
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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