so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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