he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
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Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
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Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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