we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
