After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
