Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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