Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
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She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
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I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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