do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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