So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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