okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Randomize
