brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
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ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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