I'm drive I can fine osifer
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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