Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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