I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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