The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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